A little boy walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while his dad is reading the paper.
"Where do I come from?" he asks.
The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old son is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:
"Well, when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much, they get together and have a special kiss and cuddle. Daddy's willy gets hard enough that he can actually poke it all the way inside mummy, and he puts a special white wee full of little baby seeds deep into mummy's tummy. The special wee mixes with one of mummy's eggs that are hidden inside her special place, and so a baby grows inside her tummy. The baby mixture spends 9 months growing in her tummy before coming out of her front bottom as a new baby"
The little boy looks perplexed, and stares at him in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks: "Well, Emily at school says she comes from Nottingham."
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 20:48,
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