I've never been to an airport without at some point wishing this to happen to someone
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 11:24, Reply)
Form an orderly queue
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvPugcb7QGE
Last flight I was on the Yorkshire pillock next to me managed to spray me twice with milk (well, I hope it was milk) from those little cups that get comically pressurised at altitude. He looked at the milk, I looked at the milk, he looked at me, I looked at him... he said nothing each time. The rage inside boiled like a volcano, so I looked out of the window like a British man vexed.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 11:40,
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It's a deeply unpleasant experience even if it goes without a hitch
Anyone who adds to my misery is fair game.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 11:48, Reply)
Any cunt spills milk on me is getting snotted
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 14:09,
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