Don't let the youth of today get you down
Know that you will always be morally and intellectually superior, and when you get older, you can get your own back on their lust for life by knifing their footballs when they come into your garden, and have them clean you up after you've soiled yourself in the old people's home.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 10:53,
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I'm hoping we'll have wiped ourselves out by then. But I'll take that as a consolation prize.
And what the fuck is with these scooters? And BMX bikes without brakes?!
Tits...
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Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 11:01,
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