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This is a normal post are you all quoting macbeth?

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post oh dear.
now you have to take all your clothes off, give the stage manager a blow job and run around the theatre three times shouting 'kick me, kick me', spin three times, spit, curse.

And give me £50 until the weekend.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post well i am naked, hows about i just blow you?

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post uhh
sorry. didn't mean to be so quick. If it's in your eyes, vinegar is better than water at first.

edit: just leave your wallet on the bedside - I'll help myself.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post macbeth macbeth macbeth
Help yourself :)
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus darling
I really need some sleep I've got a presentation in the morning - can you go ahead without me?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I can
But I'm sure they wont want a naked fat man presenting it.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Irt's a Tedx - they won't be able tell the difference.
Pick any random slide deck, borrow my blue tooth mike and use all of the words listed here: https://www.inc.com/john-boitnott/you-still-need-to-use-these-20-smart-business-buzzwords.html

That's all I was really going to do. Pop into the local and get me a bottle of vodka on your way though. Since you're up for it, I'm going to take a duvet day.
Oh yeah, and some batteries for the sex toys.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:39, Reply)