(GratchSit Ubu sit, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 19:42,
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He let 'I dare not' wait upon 'I would'
Like the cat i'th'adage.
(After you my dear AlfonseNo. After you., Wed 21 Feb 2018, 19:49,
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was it drunk before?
(please don't name the play - superstitious)
(The Ann Coulter Fan ClubBabylon is burning at, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 19:53,
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Hear it not Coulter, for it is a knell
That summons thee to heaven, or to Bishopbriggs.
(After you my dear AlfonseNo. After you., Wed 21 Feb 2018, 19:58,
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Drink! It provokes three things.
nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes. And if the man were alive, he would probably add 'posting to b3ta' to the first three.
(The Ann Coulter Fan ClubBabylon is burning at, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:49,
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are you all quoting macbeth?
(GratchSit Ubu sit, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:51,
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oh dear.
now you have to take all your clothes off, give the stage manager a blow job and run around the theatre three times shouting 'kick me, kick me', spin three times, spit, curse.
well i am naked, hows about i just blow you?
(GratchSit Ubu sit, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:59,
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uhh
sorry. didn't mean to be so quick. If it's in your eyes, vinegar is better than water at first.
edit: just leave your wallet on the bedside - I'll help myself.
(The Ann Coulter Fan ClubBabylon is burning at, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:00,
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macbeth macbeth macbeth
Help yourself :)
(GratchSit Ubu sit, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:02,
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Jesus darling
I really need some sleep I've got a presentation in the morning - can you go ahead without me?
(The Ann Coulter Fan ClubBabylon is burning at, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:15,
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I can
But I'm sure they wont want a naked fat man presenting it.
(GratchSit Ubu sit, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:25,
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Irt's a Tedx - they won't be able tell the difference.
Pick any random slide deck, borrow my blue tooth mike and use all of the words listed here: https://www.inc.com/john-boitnott/you-still-need-to-use-these-20-smart-business-buzzwords.html
That's all I was really going to do. Pop into the local and get me a bottle of vodka on your way though. Since you're up for it, I'm going to take a duvet day. Oh yeah, and some batteries for the sex toys.
(The Ann Coulter Fan ClubBabylon is burning at, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:39,
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He needs headbutts.
No one understands his needs.
(cowcatBituminous squeegee, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:16,
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He likes headbutts and he cannot lie
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:51,
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I'll give him headbutts
(simbosanis too tired, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 5:36,
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This really gets my goat.
(MC Chicken SandwichAll I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 16:57,
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That dog growls like a crocodile and the goat sounds like a lamb..confused
(Sherbs, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 21:36,
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