it seems the writer said on twitter that he liked the first one better and he got told 'You reek of piss, you virgin' so he quoted that in the Guardian.
I found that quite funny and wondered which one of you it was.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 23:03, Reply)
If you want to get a nice green patina on bronze you piss on it.
Edit
Apparently my auto correct swaps piss with kids. That could get awkward.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 7:01, Reply)