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This is a normal post I am an utter cunt and a cyclist
but I feel my cuntishness is far better expressed behind the wheel of a car. Don't get me started on people public transport however - that's where the real development work is being carried out in being simultaneously an utter cunt and fucking stupid dick.
Although I understand researchers traveling on planes to Magaluf are managing to challenge us all.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 18 May 2018, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't have a driving license. Never having kids, so never intend to get one.
I'm slowly talking Mrs. Penis into letting me get motorbike lessons though. I don't think I'll be too much of a cunt on a motorbike to begin with. But it's a Ducati I've got my eyes on...
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 18 May 2018, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post They look great.
www.ducati-bicycles.it/en
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 18 May 2018, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Less gears.
And a bitch to fit on the roof rack.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 18 May 2018, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post But it'll look fucking ace burining on the waste ground behind the garages
which is what he'll have to do when he sees the insurance premium after his first speeding ticket.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 18 May 2018, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post If he just saved the premiums,
He could buy a second bike like that in a year.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post In fairness, he'll need to
I'd give it six hours of idling at traffic lights and 26 minutes of blatting down country lanes before it keels over and dies.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, yeah
It's hard to be a cunt *on* a Ducati. But you'll perfect being a dick. And you could so be a cunt at traffic lights. Also weaving in and out traffic.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 18 May 2018, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why don't you get something big and chromey so you can look like a badass whilst not having to travel at organ donating speeds?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 18 May 2018, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post You mean the “look at me boys, i’m so so bad” that come with leather and shiny bits?
That beardy men gather around full of suppressed homoerotic desires?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the one!
And don't forget the initiation ceremony where all the other men piss on the denim jacket you have to wear forever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post different groups
one is 1970s era blokes from the black country. The other is cunts who *wish* they were.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wish they were wearing pissy denim?
The ex-angel I know told me a lady did a poo poo on his originals at his initiation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are angels fairies?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post This one was a racist homophobe.
So probably not.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think that excludes the possiblity

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 18 May 2018, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post What’s the difference between a biker and a “bear”?
None, apart from what they lube up before going out.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which bit did this one lube up?
https://youtu.be/UqZ44gH2sGY
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:47, , Reply)