"Keighley Avenue's street signs were lost after they came loose from the wall stolen by scallies."
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 4 Jul 2018, 0:25,
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Cue
pedants who complain about changing an e to an n and adding a t.
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Wed 4 Jul 2018, 6:02,
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That joke doesn't really wank.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 4 Jul 2018, 10:55,
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