The narrative is whatever you want it to be. That's the joy of internet speculation!
Ok here's mine for shits n giggles.
These two are actually the Russian agents that poisoned the Skripals and have been dosed by MI5 as part of a wetwork op.
It could just be bad skag but you don't normally get Porton Down involved in those cases.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 4 Jul 2018, 15:45,
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Novichok 100/1, Fentanyl 25/1, Horlicks evens.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 4 Jul 2018, 16:40,
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