If only they'd bought him a train set instead.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 12:30,
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I wanted to extend the end
And have them chopping up the piano and turning into a coffin, then a funeral, but the Mrs thought it would be a bit much
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Chairman L'Mao Wasp Whisperer, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 12:33,
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Doesn't go far enough IMHO.
Him being loaded live into the coffin, nailing it shut and burying him in 6ft of ready mix concrete and smashed copies of Candle in the Wind... that would be so Christmassy.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 12:38,
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they also missed out him having a massive strop and not speaking to his mum for a decade
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benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 13:54,
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It's an advert, not a documentary, love.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 22:13,
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They did,
but it had too many straights.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 14:30,
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