
Will you get sat next to the nice, talkative, attractive guy/gal, or will you get the arrogant, noisy one?
The tension's unbearable. Unbearable I tell you!
( , Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:09, Reply)

Or, if you're really lucky you'll get to sit next to a mother and her two babies. Both of which seems to scream, cry, gargle and shit themselves constantly during a nine hour flight, whereupon you have no escape, there's some bloke in the toilet who is taking FOREVER, leaving you stuck next to these annoying twonks. Perhaps putting your mp3 player on will drown out the noise of them, but oh no, the mother doesn't want it being played so loud as it's disrupting the children. Well, fuck you mam, as far as you know I don't speak any English.
That, my friends, is the jackpot.
( , Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:17, Reply)

I envy you because I got sat next to a late 20s Ecuadorian lady with some great stories to tell and who was rather pretty.
God, it was terrible.
( , Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:17, Reply)