If he'd actually put some of that forensic dye in the police would have actually been able to do something about it.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 11:49,
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He already said
the police couldn't be arsed helping
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Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 16:10,
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That was before he had put a GPS device in the package, revealing the location of the thieves.
Slap forensic dye in and they might be very interested.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 16:30,
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