call him a people name
like Nigel or Gavin.
I knew a dog once called Stephen - thought it was the best name for a dog ever
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:42,
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I had a friend
with a guinea pig called Dave
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:05,
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I had a housemate once with a maltese called Peter.
All the better for shouting things like "Peter stop sniffing that mans crotch"
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 0:12,
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