And for reasons best known to himself he went to the local paper about it
(, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 9:12, Reply)
(Having scanned a list of Cornish place names to furnish this 'joke' I noticed that they have places called Jolly's Bottom, Skinner's Bottom and Ventongimps)
(, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 9:42, Reply)