Last time I was at Glastonbury,
(which was many years ago), I saw a crusty hippy woman of advancing years rolling around stark naked in a giant pile of general refuse and rotting food not far from the stone circle. She was masturbating more furiously than I'd have ever thought possible, shouting her head off to draw attention, while attempting to make eye contact with passers by. Though hilarious, it was a pretty disturbing experience for everyone who witnessed it.
I'd still prefer to see a repeat of that than these fucking cunts.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2019, 21:42, Share, Reply)