Just don't go
No-one will miss you
Title:
The fitness fans getting sweaty at Glastonbury – despite the lack of showers
Description:
For many, a trip to Worthy Farm is all about hedonistic excess. But for a growing number of festivalgoers, there’s no excuse for not maintaining their exercise regime
(, Tue 2 Jul 2019, 18:32, Reply)
Just stop posting shit Guardian links.
No-one will miss them.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 2 Jul 2019, 22:54,
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"A sense of panic arises about how my body will look and feel after three days of no gym access and lack of food options."
FUCK. OFF.
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JamTallons, Wed 3 Jul 2019, 8:57,
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I was staying down south a few weeks back...
.. opposite a gym, where I learned that there are people leaving, having presumably completed their work-out, at 4:30am
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 3 Jul 2019, 14:27,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGLzm-Gy0dQ
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 3 Jul 2019, 16:47,
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Last time I was at Glastonbury,
(which was many years ago), I saw a crusty hippy woman of advancing years rolling around stark naked in a giant pile of general refuse and rotting food not far from the stone circle. She was masturbating more furiously than I'd have ever thought possible, shouting her head off to draw attention, while attempting to make eye contact with passers by. Though hilarious, it was a pretty disturbing experience for everyone who witnessed it.
I'd still prefer to see a repeat of that than these fucking cunts.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2019, 21:42, Reply)
Yeah, it was more original in MY day.
I'm not saying that like it's a bad thing, Glastonbury was always for those kinds of cunts. You're now one too, WOO!
(, Wed 3 Jul 2019, 22:33, Reply)