There's also the internet enabled doormat scales to guess who's at the door by their weight
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 13:00,
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"Good morning, Brian. There's a fat cunt at the door."
(Huw EdwardsDigital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 14:14,
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"That's me, you stupid doormat app"
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 15:23,
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