Weighbridge for number 2-sies
Title:
Toilet Seat Scale For Feeling Better About Your Weight After Going Number Two
Description:
Designer Haikun Deng designed a toilet seat scale aimed for women who are always checking their weight, her thought process was that every time they will
(, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 11:55, Reply)
Sadly
I'm thinking this is genius and I want one.
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 12:38,
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There's also the internet enabled doormat scales to guess who's at the door by their weight
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 13:00,
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"That's me, you stupid doormat app"
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 15:23,
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The perfect gift for the friend who is full of shit."
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 15:05,
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So you could essentially weigh your shits
Check your weight before and after, a little bit of subtraction and hey presto, a turd scale
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 18:05,
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yes
this is the real draw of this thing: to see how heavy your shits are.
(, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 19:43, Reply)
Well it makes more sense
If you try and weigh them by scooping them out and putting on the bathroom scales you will lose the accuracy because you have to take into account water retention from the bowl and loss of faeces from the pan. This is just more scientific and measurable
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 20:10,
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Why not just poo on scales like normal people do.
No need for yet another device.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Sep 2019, 20:46,
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That's just foolish talk
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 22:18,
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