What if none of your trainable pets has opposable thumbs?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 27 Sep 2019, 19:08,
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You could train it to do a Nazi Salute, I suppose.
Don't show the video to barst, though. He'd likely burst into flames.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2019, 19:15, Reply)