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This is a link post More breaking news from the bustling Invernessian metropolis.
'A teenager who invented a laser gun from parts he bought on eBay says it could blind someone in a millisecond...Although Gabriel insists the weapon would not kill anyone, he admitted it could “give three-degree burns, hurt a lot and completely blind you”.'
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 15 Nov 2019, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post wait til they hear what i can do with an old microwave and a screwdriver

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 15 Nov 2019, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Invalidate your warranty?

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 15 Nov 2019, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post i once removed the label fro a mattress too

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 15 Nov 2019, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post putting "Artifus sleeps here" on it seemed like such a good idea
Then it needed to be replaced, put out on the street for collection and for all passers by to stop, read the label and admire the stains
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post turner prize entry 2003 - still bitter it didn't win

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 1:27, Reply)