More breaking news from the bustling Invernessian metropolis.
'A teenager who invented a laser gun from parts he bought on eBay says it could blind someone in a millisecond...Although Gabriel insists the weapon would not kill anyone, he admitted it could “give three-degree burns, hurt a lot and completely blind you”.'
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Inverness teenager builds sci-fi laser gun using 3D printer
(, Fri 15 Nov 2019, 22:55, Reply)
wait til they hear what i can do with an old microwave and a screwdriver
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 15 Nov 2019, 22:58,
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i once removed the label fro a mattress too
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 15 Nov 2019, 23:08,
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putting "Artifus sleeps here" on it seemed like such a good idea
Then it needed to be replaced, put out on the street for collection and for all passers by to stop, read the label and admire the stains
(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 0:39, Reply)