Somebody, somewhere will try to market this as a detox.
"Just ram the hand knitted, organic, artisan Bumrag(tm) up your arse to cleanse and refresh your lower chakras."
Broomstick included.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Mar 2020, 1:25,
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wherever there's a proble, there's someone who suggests a novel approach
regardless of whether it would work
(, Sun 1 Mar 2020, 9:11, Reply)