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We didn't think there were enough irregular verbs, so we made some irregular noun plurals.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 23:43,
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A single stalk of chives is a chife
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 4:06,
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A single chife won't chafe,
but a large bunch of chives will chave.
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and a pair of briefs
is a brieves, as in the movie title, the pelican’s a brieves
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