Do you seriously think that anyone reading this isn't already familiar with this? It's one of the most famous books in the English language. That's up there with asking "have you considered watching Star Wars?"
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 19:53,
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I met Douglas Adams. In his house. He was very tall. I've never read the book. I didn't use that as my opener.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 22:08,
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Yeah, well I sucked George Lucas's cock, and I've never seen Star Trek.
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Uncanny. How did you know that was my opener?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 22:49,
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Well, it's a perfectly round single digit number. Hope that helps.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 23:04,
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Have you considered watching Star Wars?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 23:11,
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Oh, I've watched that. Jar Jar Binks is my favourite.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 23:18,
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Tell me more
about these star wars.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 0:22,
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Like Harry Potter? OK, I've changed an e to an E in the orig. post
And if that's not enough:
"All the words 1 and 2" as in "M. P. F.C." and start learning them.
In them days of olde we knew the parrot sketch by heart!
And if that, dear squire, is not enough:
Try all episodes of the goons.
Or at least try to find the original prince charles in pilot's gear impersonating bluebottle.
And as for star wars: i AM the force!
In our day, we had to slice pieces of wood to make our own 8-pin-legos to create death stars and tie fighters and a friend of mine chopped of half his arm off while trying to carve a b29 airfix cockpit that was used for the ORIGINAL millenium f*cking falcon spacething.
But it saved us one or the other penny and a half AND it was all organic!
Not like the f*cking c*nt k*ds of today: "I WANNA F*CKING LEGO-with-all-special-parts FOR 20,000,000000 lakh!!!"
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