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1) At bedtime, for fun, I pretended to turn inside-out.

2) my son screamed something like, "oh god no, stop, help me"

3) the police were called because a neighbour heard the screaming and thought a woman was being attacked

4) the police arrived at my door, they were all
smiles and didn't want to come in.

5) I complained that the police were negligent in their duties and that they should've come in the house

6) no 5 was a lie.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 13 Apr 2020, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post 1) *goatse impression*
2) Child will never unsee.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Apr 2020, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post think liquid metal meets the thing
that's what i did
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 13 Apr 2020, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, walking into your kid's room covered in offal is definitely normal parenting behaviour.

(97800, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post don't forget the wanking

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 13 Apr 2020, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post No. 5 is alive.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 13 Apr 2020, 12:47, Reply)