"All profits will go to funding our production of free sanitiser for the NHS & Health Care Charities."
And they've been doing the sanitiser thing for a while now. Not starting a fight, just pouring some custard in to your grumpy pants for fun.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Wed 27 May 2020, 19:40,
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But that's how marketing works. You now think they're a nice company and are more likely to be a customer of theirs.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 27 May 2020, 21:07,
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I know.
I just wanted custard in the grumpy pants. That is a normal sentence, my time in lockdown is being well spent. Time to open myself a refreshing bottle of Perlenbacher Pils, the finest beer in Lidl.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Wed 27 May 2020, 21:31,
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"the finest beer in Lidl" feels like an extraordinarily low bar. Like "the best car at the knacker's yard" or "the prettiest girl in the burns ward".
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 27 May 2020, 21:52,
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You haven't drunk much dodgy homebrew then.
Cheapest in Lidl is luxury.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 27 May 2020, 22:10,
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or, "the least tedious pedant on /links/"
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pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Wed 27 May 2020, 22:11,
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