As Sir Thomas Beecham said...
"Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it!"
(, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 18:10, Reply)
Lemsip tastes rubbish and he ruined the railways.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Jul 2020, 20:20,
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