Because batteries are a government hoax to track the public and spy on them
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 14:12,
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burn the batteries
(razzle, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 15:22,
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They're Li-ion to us
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 16:00,
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Wonderful
Applause.
(suvradnow hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 18:28,
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