To paraphaphase Sir Thomas Beecham:
They have a beautiful instrument between their legs that they sit there and scratch.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 24 Nov 2020, 23:41,
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Probably crabs or bits with nits.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:34,
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