Don't be absurd.
You have to be bitten by a radioactive Jesus to get superpowers.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 13:40,
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bitten fisted
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 17:34,
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