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This is a normal post Trufax Gestapo:
Like just about everything worthwhile, the idea of putting a famously bitey animal into close proximity with one's clockweights and bellend is, in fact, Scottish. It was devised in the early 80s by Sylvester McCoy, who is, of course, Scottish. And a massive fucking danger to children and animals.

You will now be shot in the back of the neck.
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 7:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I dispute that, though anything involving Ken Campbell’s Roadshow is distinctly possible
The wiki article does have this choice quote though..

The sport is said to involve very little "native skill",[7] simply an ability to "have your tool bitten and not care".

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferret-legging
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think Slyv is possibly a liitle old for hammering nails into his face with ferretts down his trousers.
He's been trying to get Big Finish to let him record a silent audio drama for years.
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 14:03, , Reply)