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This is a link post How to fix a washing machine. NSFW

(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Many times I've threatened a recalcitrant motorcycle.

(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 21:14, , Reply)
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fact: this works with lifts/elevators and queues in supermarkets(make sure you mumble the words quietly tho), but not windows 10
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I gave a similar speech, considerably less cockney though, to my coffee machine not long ago.

(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just show it that video with the brick

(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post take it out of its natural environment and into yours
use it as a sawhorse to intimidate it
take it apart slowly till you find that 'easily serviceable' component
fix the problem
put it back together
watch it run, possibly slightly more noisily
feel that you have conquered in the eternal battle of man vs machine
shell out for a new one when you get fed up of the noise or it falls to bits three days later
(, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 1:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tell it like it is.

(, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 1:25, , Reply)