Don't they habitually wipe themselves in their own shit?
I must admit, I don't own a pet so I don't get the mindset but that's probably a good reason for not having one for teh cuddles. Spiky shit rat.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 12 May 2021, 8:30,
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Q. How do they make love?
A. Carefully {/oldjoke}
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 12 May 2021, 8:34,
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Working here is like sex with a hedgehog.
One prick working against thousands.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 12 May 2021, 13:59,
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Sort of.
If they like the smell of something they'll bite it, make their mouths foamy, and then spread that on themselves.
That's probably why it bit the person's foot; it was adequately smelly. :)
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 12 May 2021, 8:54,
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