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This is a normal post I was not mocking the German language or The Germans
But the use of said language by this crazy person who ruined the Olympic dreams of 4 athletes (and counting).

I can read some German, and in it's original form, it is Silly Sausage and in German, hence...
Much like most Daily Heil English can be qualified as Raving Loon English.

At this rate all qualifiers will be racist...

- "Dear Sales person, I require some cream white paint for my living room."
- "What did you say before white sir?"
- "Cream whi..."
- "YOU RACIST!"
(, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 5:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
There are 4 nationalities it's not possible to be racist towards: German, British (& white colonies), American, Japanese. Which is quite racist in itself because it's tantamount to saying that these nationalities are secure in their own superiority. Which, of course, they are. Fritz has the additional factor of deserving everyone else's contempt, and knowing it.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 7:28, Reply)
This is a normal post So can I be rqcist towards the French?
I want to tell my brother he is a smelly cheese humping baguette smuggler.

But not attract the wrath of the PC brigade.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post No, that would be racist.
In their heart of hearts, the French consider themselves to be racially inferior. Anyone who has visited one of their public lavatories can sympathise. It is therefore possible to be racist towards them, and they become quite angry. Amusing fellows.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post "Taking notes"
So I can't mock the sausage loving goose steppers, nor the arrogant red coats nor their lost penile (or is it penal, sorry, I'm a frog) outgrowths, the obese 'Meuricans nor the used undies loving Otakus.

But I can mock the red wine and cheese frogs on the basis of some holy grail of a hole in the ground latrine that only the arrogant red coats, whom I presume are always in a dire need for a massive shit, can seem to find in Frogland.

Duly noted.
(, Mon 26 Jul 2021, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Other way around
You can mock the first lot, it's not racist: we don't care. You can mock the French too, being one. But the first lot can't mock the French without causing offence because of the shoulder chip, which I believe the encroachment of English means is now commonly known in France as 'a shoulder chip'.
(, Mon 26 Jul 2021, 18:08, Reply)