You know where it is going, but is still funny.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2021, 4:11, Reply)
...but I have you to thank for introducing me to the channel; there are quite a few gems there.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2021, 5:56, Reply)
It's a Russian saying.
Their traditional vodka comes in a bottle with a cork. So when you open it, you'll drink the entire bottle.
If there's two of you, you'll be too drunk to order another bottle.
If there's four of you, you'll be too sober, and sensible enough to not buy another.
So you need three.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2021, 11:37, Reply)