I thought shoplifting is a victimless crime
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 12:11,
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Jog round the front of the bloke, whack his knife-holding-hand with baton, he'll drop that knife.
Or just squirt him in the face with CS.
(, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 15:54, Reply)