I don't think Chobani quite fits in to this bright future.
Unless synthetic milk is on the menu. Or unless we genetically engineer cows or cow gut flora to produce less greenhouse gas.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 19 Dec 2021, 21:01,
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Failing that, we could always hook incarcerated criminals and the long-term unemployed up to milking machines.
I'm sure the hormone soup used to get the milk glands fired up could be tailored for humans.
I mean, we're feeding them anyway. May as well get something back.
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Personally
I would only drink milk from certified organic grass-fed criminals.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2021, 5:56, Reply)