I think the idea of enlivening a rock/paper/scissors/stone event with a contestant shouting CHAIR as their opponent is twatted from behind with a folded chair has some merit
(, Sat 1 Jan 2022, 0:32, Reply)
Heh, or go literal, combat with actual objects.
Should be okay until someone invents rock scissors.
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