If the animal has a name some style guides are fine with 'who'
Also if the report appears in a bestiality magazine
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 12:35,
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"Of course, ALL beetles are shiny once I've finished with them"
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 12:39,
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the animal? This is Sebastian Armatrading the Third to whom you speak, Sir. Beetle and Bon Vivant, resident of 12 Pall Mall, Mayf.. oh hang on, it's dead
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 16:08,
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