Make use of the situation.
Plait them or go for dreads.
In a kind and just world, pubes would stay the same length and penis grow with age.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 23:33,
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So by the time that you're thirty-five you have a massive heart attack whenever you get a stuffy.
That's some Literal Genie evil, there.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 2:32,
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At least you'd have some compensation for ageing.
The extra blood requirement would at probably reduce the high blood pressure.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 16:33,
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