You may as well be asking them to stick the kettle on.
You can literally fly them like a kite if they spot the neighbour's cat or some sort of woodland creature, mind.
(, Sat 27 Jan 2024, 20:54, Reply)
they jumped out the open window of his car at the park and chased down and killed a toy poodle of some horrified sheila. he won a battle with the council not to have them put down.
(, Sun 28 Jan 2024, 22:16, Reply)