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This is a link post Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks NSFW
Matt Berry and Peter Capaldi read from the exchange between the Ottoman sultan and the Zaporozhian Cossaks of Ukraine.

"In 1675, the Sultan of the Ottoman Empire instructed his army to attack a fortress belonging to the Zaporozhian Cossacks. They were quickly and heavily defeated. Rather than surrender, the Sultan then wrote to the Cossacks and demanded that they submit to him. "

Mildly NSFW because of hisotrical swears.
(, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think I liked hearing Olivia Coleman saying “fuck your mother” more.
Still sore that they didn’t choose Matt Berry for Dr Who.
(, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 22:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Matt Berry is my Stewart Lee
I am not besotted with him, quite the opposite in fact. (I do love SL though)
(, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 8:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Berry is playing the straight man in this one
- a lording pompous prick, to contrast with the eloquent vitriol of Capaldi.
(, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 22:24, , Reply)