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This is a normal post That ker-razy young scamp!
"I wasn't drinking, but my drunk friends thought it would be hilarious so I went along with it" is both: a) completely believable, and; b) the line of reasoning you want from the next leader of the free world.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post “Oh, and by the way, I just happened to have a bike in the truck, that my friend had asked me to throw away for him.”
Completely plausible, if I can’t be arsed to go to the tip, I always ask one of my multimillionaire mates to fly tip for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post "What hip young celebrity with their finger on the pulse of popular culture
can I publicly share this revelation with? Oh yes, that's it, Roseanne Barr!"
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, duh!
There’s no celebrity that the cerebral liberal lefty readers of The New Yorker respect more. This story is dead before it’s even been published.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 22:38, Reply)