TBH I'm surprised you can't do it yet.
Do you have access to horse steroids? I hear good things.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 22:41,
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No but I can pick up some horse tranquilliser about 20 yards away from my front door.
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Not an ideal PED.
The same source might get you some amphetamines though.
Also have you considered some high grip gloves or weightlifting straps? It can't be cheating if they let the strongmen and deadlifters do it. Mind you, they also pre-breathe pure oxygen and, ahem, 'smelling salts,' and I wouldn't recommend any of that bleeding from the eyes business.
At the very least some chalk powder would save you a couple of joules of effort.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 13 Jul 2025, 18:44,
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