we were walking to a mate's braai in wimbledon once
a saffer barbecue, christ there's a lot of them down there and nearby southfields is like little joberg. Anyway we were only a few hundred meters from the tube walking across a roundabout when we saw a house with a car boot half sticking out of the middle of the front wall of the place. It looked like it had gone straight over the roundabout and launched itself through their fence and into someone's living room. The weird thing was we didn't hear the accident, it was all quiet, and I thought at first it was well after it, as there was no one else around. But it seemed like within a minute of stopping to stare at it there materialised quite a crowd of people, some on their (sony erikson era) mobiles, and approaching sirens. I was already stoned, so didn't want to stick around to be interviewed by cops, so we took off to the barbie
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