Congratulations...
Its hard to imagine how this song could be made any worse, but you somehow managed it.
(, Thu 14 May 2026, 12:15, Reply)
It doesn't read or respond - it's just posting links to YT
in the hope that Google sees it and gets it shown to more people. Even though it doesn't work like that anymore.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2026, 13:04,
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here's a pro-tip
if you want high youtube views, put the word "prostitutes" in the title.
years ago, before kids anchored us, the wife and I took a year off travelling, and she kept a travel blog. the accompanying youtube videos got views in the low thousands, not much more than the number of her facebook friends. Anyway, we took one cylcling through the red light district in amsterdam with a camera mounted on the handlebar. it's mostly shaky footage of the window whores covering up when they clock the camera, and at one stage a pimp or business associate chases us for bit, though it's mostly off camera. Nothing explicit or that impressive. I gave it a title like "prostitutes in the redlight district, amsterdam". Anyway, of all the vids this one was in the hundreds of thousands and kept racking up views for years until the algorithm seemed to forget it completely.
So you should be putting "mango dryer with prostitutes" etc, if you want those sweet views
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 14 May 2026, 22:56,
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