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Frozen they are too cold.
Fried they are too rough.
Defrosted they break too easily.
Terrible waste of lube too.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Anything's a dildo
if you're brave enough
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Jam jar man agrees
>.<
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post mashed potatoes?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post As Samwise Gamgee says,
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em up your bum

EDIT : Might have to freeze them first, but at least you can give them whatever shape you like
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post cool

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 25 Jul 2026, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post marzipan AND croissants?

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 25 Jul 2026, 10:41, Reply)