I like this
but there are a few things missing. No steward telling you where the exits are. No pilot doing the pilot voice. No variety of dull reading material in the net pouch thing. No awkward fat/smelly/loud/dribbling stranger sat next to me. No ADHD kid kicking the back of my seat. No babies crying. No violent drunk bastard marching up and down the isle threatening everyone.
Also I want to choose what I look like (not everyone on Earth is a ginger boy). I also want to enter the toilet, not just flush it with the door open, and I want the option to wash my hands.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 23:08,
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