His face is wrinklier than my scrotum
which counts as another valid reason not to take health advice from him.
Phil Hammond uses this test to determine how close to death people are (using his own scrotum, not mine).
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What so special about his scrotum?
Is it a median level of wrinkliness or an outlier, can it be calibrated.
A scrotum scale would be handy.
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