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This is a link post Oh Lordy! It's The Return of Samuel Pepys I made this!
Episode ye Tenth: Samuel Pepys versus ye creditte crunche

"M. Duck presentes a cautionary tale on ye dangers of unholy and incautious liv'ng in ye reign of GOODE King Charles II"



October 1st: Spent myne final groat pleasuring Scabby Sally of Shoreditch afore realis'ng that much of our carous'ng had been on ye tab, and neither Newton nor myselfe have a penny to our names. Several large fellows from ye tavern gave me such gd advice to whit: Paye up by Friday or my manhoode will be cutte off and thrust where ye sun doth not shine.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post "sub prime and yr bollockes smell of brandy"
Pfffft what a line!

Pure gold there sirrah, will you be doing more?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Most certainly
I am supposed to be writing a book of Ye Loste Diaries of S. Pepys. It has taken me a year, and I've only done January.

If any passing book publishers would like to furnish me with a six-figure advance to hurry this project along, I am open to offers.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I f only I had the money
I would be in there like a shot :)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post See what you've made me do?
You've made me write some more:

February 1st 1660: A new day and a new month, and I find myself bowk'ng rich, brown vomit all over My Lord Downing.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:21, Reply)